oracle.the-undesirables.com

As advertised

Read from a directory and written down with its source and date. Not measured. provenance: recorded

url

https://oracle.the-undesirables.com/api/v1/simulate

hostname

oracle.the-undesirables.com

operator

The Undesirables Oracle

capability

Predict the future market value of any collectible trading card with a conformal-calibrated risk forecast (default): regime-aware split-conformal bands fit on real holdout residuals, returning calibrated forecast percentiles (5th–95th), honest VaR/CVaR, and Safe-Hold/Momentum letter grades. Monte Carlo models (GBM / Merton Jump-Diffusion with Poisson jumps) are available opt-in via model=. Covers Pokémon, Magic, Yu-Gi-Oh, sports cards, and any tokenized real-world asset.

capability tag

llm-inference

source directory

cdp-bazaar

Seen

first seen

4 September 2026 2026-09-04T11:24:51Z

last seen

4 September 2026 2026-09-04T11:24:51Z

current status

active

observations

1

observation cost, USD

$0.00

Price history

1 rows. 0 observed on a call Crosspeel made, 1 recorded from an advertised figure. The provenance column says which, on every row, and the two are never added together.

Cluster membership

This endpoint is not a member of any published cluster. That means either no match was found at the current threshold, or the observations behind a candidate match do not yet reach the depth the method requires. Neither is a statement about the endpoint. The thresholds are at /method.

Observations